What can be said about Ensis? Women want him [to grow up], men want to BE [far away from] him. But the kids love him. All Ensis really wants out of life is a big stack of Pokémon cards and a lair made out of downed planes and upturned ships in a tree [you know, kind of like the place Sonic lives in]. But when the world takes an economic downturn, it’s up to Ensis to save it! Or, at the very least, to try to exploit it for all it’s worth. In order to turn his regular hobby into a lucrative hobby, Ensis must endeavor to become part of the notoriously recession-proof entertainment industry! But to do that, he’ll have to brave the world of Agents, Editors, Artists, and Entrepreneurs. It’s a long row to hoe, but to an aspiring supervillain for whom anything is possible, it can’t be too hard, right? Right?